Claimed to be hatched from a golden egg laid by the last unicorn, Vajay J. Snappinturtle was raised in the ways of the ninja... in the sewers. After attending a posh school in Texas specializing in witchcraft and all things awesome, she became a trained lip-sync assassin. She currently uses her skills to fight for laughter, kindness, loyalty, honesty and friendship in clubs, bars and street corners across the Midwest.
Vajay J, as she's called, enjoys all things My Little Pony, 60s rock, Dr. Pepper, deep-dish pizza and a good sale. She lives with her husband and fur babies on the shores of Lake Mendota in Madison, WI.